CHF 445
Socially acceptable guilt
Today there is no escape from the transfer.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 265
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 100
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 445
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 80
Guilt score total
CHF 610
Guilty sum
CHF 720
Total multiplier
x0.48
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 346
Wrong-answer surcharge
+3.0% / CHF 10
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 356
Knowledge discount earned
38.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
38.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 89
Bike settlement
CHF 265
Score categories
Annoyance Score
100
Friend Crime Score
310
Responsibility Score
100
Stress Score
100
Help Score
100
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.0
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it · +1.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Lightweight endurance road bike, nice but not the full good stuff · +2.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Batzechlemmer Surcharge
+CHF 100
The tribunal knows your bank accounts. Time for a transfer
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Silas
What is your gender?
Male
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
26
What is your official liability category?
Family, no statute of limitations
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Lightweight endurance road bike, nice but not the full good stuff
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
20+ times, this is a settlement (yes, Cédric and Céline, this option is for you)
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Making Mr. Jaberg organize everything, Asking for advice and ignoring it, Making terrible jokes, Bad music choices, Pretending to be innocent, None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
I assumed that was his assigned role
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
My lawyer advised me not to answer
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, and I did not appreciate it enough
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally