CHF 1385
Founding sponsor of the bike
A rare act of documented usefulness has been recognized.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 1415
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 100
Total settlement
CHF 1385
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 6
Guilt score total
CHF 275
Guilty sum
CHF 311
Total multiplier
x6.5
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 2022
Wrong-answer surcharge
+0.0% / CHF 0
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 2022
Knowledge discount earned
47.0%
Special discount bonus
+5.0%
Special cap bonus
+5.0%
Total discount before cap
52.0%
Discount cap
30.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-30.0% / CHF 606
Bike settlement
CHF 1415
Score categories
Annoyance Score
70
Friend Crime Score
100
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
15
Help Score
70
Memories Score
0
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x2.5
Financial Multiplier
x1.3
Honesty Multiplier
x2.0
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Cis female · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Cis female · +0.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Usefulness Credit
-CHF 100
A rare act of documented usefulness has been recognized.
Usefulness Credit
+5.0% discount / +5.0% cap
A rare act of documented usefulness has been recognized.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Rebeka Benzsay
What is your gender?
Cis female
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
1.5
What is your official liability category?
Person who has benefited from Mr. Jaberg's patience
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
11-20 times, documented pattern
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, major favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Some
What is your current financial situation?
Comfortable
How honest were your answers?
I treated this like a tax optimization exercise
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly