CHF 95
Symbolic offender
Old debts from university have to be settled.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 35
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 50
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 95
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 36
Guilt score total
CHF -20
Guilty sum
CHF 46
Total multiplier
x0.99
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 46
Wrong-answer surcharge
+4.0% / CHF 2
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 47
Knowledge discount earned
42.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
42.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 12
Bike settlement
CHF 35
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
15
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
15
Help Score
35
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.1
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.9
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Genderfree · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Genderfree · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
Special rules applied
Lan Clan Surcharge
+CHF 50
You have been carried through 5 years of studies by Mr. Jaberg's wisdom. Payment is due.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Nikolai
What is your gender?
Genderfree
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
9
What is your official liability category?
Close friend, therefore clearly guilty
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Making terrible jokes
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, medium favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
Mostly honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly