CHF 280
Socially acceptable guilt
Having good neighbors is rare. You are one of those!
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 320
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 50
Total settlement
CHF 280
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 4
Guilt score total
CHF 265
Guilty sum
CHF 299
Total multiplier
x1.35
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 404
Wrong-answer surcharge
+6.0% / CHF 24
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 428
Knowledge discount earned
43.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
43.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 107
Bike settlement
CHF 320
Score categories
Annoyance Score
40
Friend Crime Score
135
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
15
Help Score
35
Memories Score
20
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x2.5
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x0.9
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Whether a system is elegant or just over-engineered nonsense · +3.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science · +1.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Bergli · +5.0%
Special rules applied
Rare Neighbor Credit
-CHF 50
Good neighbors are rare. The tribunal appreciates loyalty.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Zoé Keßeler
What is your gender?
Female
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
1
What is your official liability category?
Person who has benefited from Mr. Jaberg's patience
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Whether a system is elegant or just over-engineered nonsense
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Bergli
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
6-10 times, recurring issue
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Showing up empty-handed, Making terrible jokes, Bad music choices, Meaningless small talk
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, medium favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Not enough to offset the charges
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
Mostly honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly