CHF 600
Documented liability
Sympathy tolerance reached. Today is pay day.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 420
Consumption penalty
CHF 30
Special penalties
CHF 150
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 600
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 20
Guilt score total
CHF 305
Guilty sum
CHF 355
Total multiplier
x1.56
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 554
Wrong-answer surcharge
+1.0% / CHF 6
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 559
Knowledge discount earned
47.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
47.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 140
Bike settlement
CHF 420
Score categories
Annoyance Score
40
Friend Crime Score
145
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
60
Help Score
35
Memories Score
20
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.3
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x1.2
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Cis female · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler · +2.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Cis female · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Tolerance Reached
+CHF 150
You benefited from Mr. Jaberg's sympathy for many years. Today there is none.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Sofia Aalbu
What is your gender?
Cis female
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
5
What is your official liability category?
Friend with unresolved emotional debts
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
6-10 times, recurring issue
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Asking for advice and ignoring it, Financially irresponsible takes, Pretending to be innocent
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
A suspicious amount
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, medium favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Not enough to offset the charges
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
I minimized my crimes
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume a lot