CHF 360
Socially acceptable guilt
Old debts from university have to be settled. However, this time from Mr. Jaberg's side.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 390
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 100
Total settlement
CHF 360
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 36
Guilt score total
CHF 185
Guilty sum
CHF 251
Total multiplier
x2.04
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 512
Wrong-answer surcharge
+2.0% / CHF 10
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 522
Knowledge discount earned
33.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
33.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 131
Bike settlement
CHF 390
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
195
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
5
Help Score
70
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x1.7
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Demi-guy · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it · +1.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure · +2.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jaberg · +1.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Demi-guy · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Forensic Data Analytics · +2.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Lan Clan Surcharge
-CHF 100
You have been carried through 5 years of studies by Mr. Jaberg's wisdom. But he always like you the most of the group.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Isa
What is your gender?
Demi-guy
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
9
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Forensic Data Analytics
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jaberg
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Showing up empty-handed, Pretending to be innocent, None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
No, only unavoidable stress
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, major favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Doing suspiciously well
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly