CHF 485
Documented liability
Entrepreneurial Taxation.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 320
Consumption penalty
CHF 30
Special penalties
CHF 75
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 485
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 32
Guilt score total
CHF 260
Guilty sum
CHF 322
Total multiplier
x1.32
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 425
Wrong-answer surcharge
+0.0% / CHF 0
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 425
Knowledge discount earned
45.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
45.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 106
Bike settlement
CHF 320
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
200
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
30
Help Score
100
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.1
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x1.2
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Bakla · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
High-end gravel bike with electronic shifting · +1.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Watches, wine, art, gems, handbags, and other alternative assets · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Bakla · +0.0%
Special rules applied
Entrepreneur Surcharge
+CHF 75
Löööv has been sold - Mr. Jaberg's cut is still pending.
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Oliver Michael Steiner
What is your gender?
Bakla
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
8
What is your official liability category?
Close friend, therefore clearly guilty
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
High-end gravel bike with electronic shifting
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Watches, wine, art, gems, handbags, and other alternative assets
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Not replying, Showing up empty-handed, Meaningless small talk, None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
A normal friendship amount
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, and I did not appreciate it enough
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
I minimized my crimes
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume a lot