CHF 330
Socially acceptable guilt
Not generous, not disgraceful. A very Swiss compromise.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 260
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 330
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 32
Guilt score total
CHF 190
Guilty sum
CHF 252
Total multiplier
x1.35
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 340
Wrong-answer surcharge
+1.0% / CHF 3
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 344
Knowledge discount earned
43.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
43.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 86
Bike settlement
CHF 260
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
100
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
100
Help Score
15
Memories Score
-50
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.9
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it · +1.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure · +2.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Sophielbesseralsdu
What is your gender?
Female
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
8
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
My lawyer advised me not to answer
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, small favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
A decent amount
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
Mostly honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly