CHF 955
Premium offender
Mr. Jaberg understands his guilt in contributing (heavily) to your birthday hangover. Settlement is reduced.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 865
Consumption penalty
CHF 30
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 955
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 8
Guilt score total
CHF 245
Guilty sum
CHF 283
Total multiplier
x4.0
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 1132
Wrong-answer surcharge
+2.0% / CHF 23
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 1155
Knowledge discount earned
49.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
49.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 289
Bike settlement
CHF 865
Score categories
Annoyance Score
40
Friend Crime Score
185
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
15
Help Score
35
Memories Score
-50
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x5.0
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Self-describe · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
Practical help that reduces admin instead of creating it · +4.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking · +4.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Self-describe · +0.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Awkward silence that could have been avoided with substance · +2.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Birthday Reparation Credit
-CHF 0
Mr. Jaberg understands his guilt in contributing (heavily) to your birthday hangover. Settlement is reduced.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Tim B
What is your gender?
Self-describe
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
2
What is your official liability category?
Business Acquaintance
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Awkward silence that could have been avoided with substance
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
Practical help that reduces admin instead of creating it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
6-10 times, recurring issue
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Making Mr. Jaberg organize everything, Making terrible jokes, None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, medium favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
A decent amount
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume a lot