CHF 505
Documented liability
Lars knows the answers. Fortunately, we play Mr. Jaberg's game today.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 335
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 100
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 505
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 56
Guilt score total
CHF 155
Guilty sum
CHF 241
Total multiplier
x1.8
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 434
Wrong-answer surcharge
+3.0% / CHF 13
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 447
Knowledge discount earned
42.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
42.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 112
Bike settlement
CHF 335
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
100
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
60
Help Score
70
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x2.0
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Cis male · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it · +1.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Cis male · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Awkward silence that could have been avoided with substance · +2.0%
Special rules applied
Best Friend Surcharge
+CHF 100
You are directly liable to Mr. Jaberg's decline. Knowing the right answers does not save you.
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Lars
What is your gender?
Cis male
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
14
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Awkward silence that could have been avoided with substance
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
A suspicious amount
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, major favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
I treated this like a tax optimization exercise
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly