CHF 45
Symbolic offender
Luckily for you, Mr.Jaberg really likes you.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 30
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 5
Total settlement
CHF 45
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 14
Guilt score total
CHF 15
Guilty sum
CHF 59
Total multiplier
x0.72
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 42
Wrong-answer surcharge
+2.0% / CHF 1
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 43
Knowledge discount earned
50.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+35.0%
Total discount before cap
50.0%
Discount cap
35.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-35.0% / CHF 15
Bike settlement
CHF 30
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
70
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
15
Help Score
15
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x0.9
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Cis woman · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Cis woman · +0.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Mausi · +2.0%
Special rules applied
Mausi Credit
-CHF 5
Mausis get more discount.
Mausi Credit
+0.0% discount / +35.0% cap
Mausis get more discount.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Noémie Schmied
What is your gender?
Cis woman
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
3.5
What is your official liability category?
Best friend / co-defendant
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Mausi
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Making Mr. Jaberg organize everything
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, small favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally