CHF 767
Documented liability
A special surcharge has been applied. The reason is, regrettably, known.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 680
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 67
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 767
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 8
Guilt score total
CHF 60
Guilty sum
CHF 98
Total multiplier
x9.0
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 882
Wrong-answer surcharge
+3.0% / CHF 26
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 908
Knowledge discount earned
43.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
43.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 227
Bike settlement
CHF 680
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
40
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
15
Help Score
15
Memories Score
-50
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x5.0
Financial Multiplier
x2.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.9
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
Special rules applied
Degenerate Surcharge
+CHF 67
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Your confession record
What is your name?
Daniel Celeny
What is your gender?
Male
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
2
What is your official liability category?
Business Acquaintance
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Financially irresponsible takes
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, small favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
A decent amount
What is your current financial situation?
Works in finance, consulting, tech, law, or has said 'passive income' unironically
How honest were your answers?
Mostly honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally