CHF 360
Socially acceptable guilt
Mr. Jaberg's generosity on giving you a cigarette when you needed it most has lead to a long time friendship. Who would have thought.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 330
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 50
Total settlement
CHF 360
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 32
Guilt score total
CHF 145
Guilty sum
CHF 207
Total multiplier
x2.4
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 497
Wrong-answer surcharge
+2.0% / CHF 10
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 507
Knowledge discount earned
42.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+25.0%
Total discount before cap
42.0%
Discount cap
35.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-35.0% / CHF 177
Bike settlement
CHF 330
Score categories
Annoyance Score
40
Friend Crime Score
100
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
100
Help Score
0
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x2.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Muxe · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it · +1.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Whether a system is elegant or just over-engineered nonsense · +3.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Watches, wine, art, gems, handbags, and other alternative assets · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Muxe · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Forensic Data Analytics · +2.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Organizer Credit
-CHF 50
The amount of times Mr. Jaberg has bailed from organizing was recognized. You have been granted a discount.
Organizer Credit
+0.0% discount / +25.0% cap
The amount of times Mr. Jaberg has bailed from organizing was recognized. You have been granted a discount.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Jan Schwob
What is your gender?
Muxe
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
8
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Forensic Data Analytics
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Whether a system is elegant or just over-engineered nonsense
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Watches, wine, art, gems, handbags, and other alternative assets
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
6-10 times, recurring issue
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
My lawyer advised me not to answer
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
No
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Works in finance, consulting, tech, law, or has said 'passive income' unironically
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally