CHF 1795
Founding sponsor of the bike
A special surcharge has been applied. The reason is, regrettably, unknown.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 1615
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 100
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 1795
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 20
Guilt score total
CHF 305
Guilty sum
CHF 355
Total multiplier
x6.0
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 2130
Wrong-answer surcharge
+1.0% / CHF 21
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 2151
Knowledge discount earned
39.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
39.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 538
Bike settlement
CHF 1615
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
220
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
5
Help Score
150
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x2.0
Honesty Multiplier
x2.0
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Faʻafafine · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler · +2.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking · +4.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Faʻafafine · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Random Pick Surcharge
+CHF 100
Once in a while everyone is unlucky. Today is your unlucky day.
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Renato
What is your gender?
Faʻafafine
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
5
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Making Mr. Jaberg organize everything, Showing up empty-handed, Making terrible jokes, Bad music choices, None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
No, only unavoidable stress
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
My current life stability is partly Mr. Jaberg-funded emotionally
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Works in finance, consulting, tech, law, or has said 'passive income' unironically
How honest were your answers?
I treated this like a tax optimization exercise
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally