CHF 370
Socially acceptable guilt
You go way (way) back with Mr. Jaberg. He grants an eased settlement.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 290
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 370
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 80
Guilt score total
CHF 420
Guilty sum
CHF 530
Total multiplier
x0.8
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 424
Wrong-answer surcharge
+6.0% / CHF 25
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 449
Knowledge discount earned
27.0%
Special discount bonus
+10.0%
Special cap bonus
+10.0%
Total discount before cap
37.0%
Discount cap
35.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-35.0% / CHF 157
Bike settlement
CHF 290
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
100
Responsibility Score
100
Stress Score
15
Help Score
150
Memories Score
35
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.0
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Cis woman · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Legal Tech Consulting · +1.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler · +2.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jaberg · +1.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Cis woman · +0.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science · +1.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Which small-talk topic can be terminated most efficiently · +2.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Almost Family Credit
+10.0% discount / +10.0% cap
You go way (way) back with Mr. Jaberg. He grants an eased settlement.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Nadine Elsener
What is your gender?
Cis woman
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
27
What is your official liability category?
Family, no statute of limitations
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Legal Tech Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Which small-talk topic can be terminated most efficiently
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jaberg
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
I assumed that was his assigned role
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
My current life stability is partly Mr. Jaberg-funded emotionally
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
I am hoping this birthday creates one
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally