CHF 200
Symbolic offender
Old debts from university have to be settled.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 50
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 50
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 90
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 200
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 36
Guilt score total
CHF 20
Guilty sum
CHF 86
Total multiplier
x0.72
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 62
Wrong-answer surcharge
+3.0% / CHF 2
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 64
Knowledge discount earned
36.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
36.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 16
Bike settlement
CHF 50
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
100
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
5
Help Score
0
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Cis male · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure · +2.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jaberg · +1.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Cis male · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A grand emotional speech that makes everyone uncomfortable · +2.0%
Special rules applied
Lan Clan Surcharge
+CHF 50
You have been carried through 5 years of studies by Mr. Jaberg's wisdom. Payment is due.
Statistical implausibility penalty
+CHF 30
Your answers describe someone who probably should not have been invited.
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
David Lengweiler
What is your gender?
Cis male
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
9
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A grand emotional speech that makes everyone uncomfortable
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jaberg
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
No, only unavoidable stress
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
No
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly