CHF 605
Documented liability
The amount of time Mr. Jaberg had to cover for you is crazy. Settlement is required.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 510
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 75
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 605
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 8
Guilt score total
CHF 280
Guilty sum
CHF 318
Total multiplier
x2.08
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 661
Wrong-answer surcharge
+3.0% / CHF 20
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 681
Knowledge discount earned
41.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
41.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 170
Bike settlement
CHF 510
Score categories
Annoyance Score
70
Friend Crime Score
170
Responsibility Score
45
Stress Score
60
Help Score
35
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.3
Financial Multiplier
x2.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking · +4.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
Special rules applied
Sabrina General Liability Surcharge
+CHF 75
You know why ;)
Your confession record
What is your name?
Sabrina Baur
What is your gender?
Female
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
2
What is your official liability category?
Friend with unresolved emotional debts
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
11-20 times, documented pattern
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Not replying, Asking for advice and ignoring it, Meaningless small talk, Pretending to be innocent
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Often
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
A suspicious amount
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, medium favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Works in finance, consulting, tech, law, or has said 'passive income' unironically
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally