CHF 980
Premium offender
You helped Mr. Jaberg with a flat tire. He is very appreciative of this.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 960
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 980
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 4
Guilt score total
CHF 185
Guilty sum
CHF 219
Total multiplier
x6.5
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 1424
Wrong-answer surcharge
+4.0% / CHF 57
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 1480
Knowledge discount earned
37.0%
Special discount bonus
+10.0%
Special cap bonus
+25.0%
Total discount before cap
47.0%
Discount cap
35.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-35.0% / CHF 518
Bike settlement
CHF 960
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
150
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
5
Help Score
15
Memories Score
0
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x2.5
Financial Multiplier
x1.3
Honesty Multiplier
x2.0
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Genderblank · +0.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Genderblank · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Lightweight endurance road bike, nice but not the full good stuff · +2.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science · +1.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Tire Princess Credit
+10.0% discount / +25.0% cap
Ride buddies are treated right in this tribunal.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Sebastian
What is your gender?
Genderblank
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
1
What is your official liability category?
Person who has benefited from Mr. Jaberg's patience
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Lightweight endurance road bike, nice but not the full good stuff
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Cancelling last minute, Making terrible jokes, Meaningless small talk, Pretending to be innocent
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
No, only unavoidable stress
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, small favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Some
What is your current financial situation?
Comfortable
How honest were your answers?
I treated this like a tax optimization exercise
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally