CHF 210
Symbolic offender
You have been a vital part of Mr. Jaberg cycling journey. This is rewarded.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 190
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 210
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 4
Guilt score total
CHF 165
Guilty sum
CHF 199
Total multiplier
x1.35
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 269
Wrong-answer surcharge
+9.0% / CHF 24
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 293
Knowledge discount earned
34.0%
Special discount bonus
+10.0%
Special cap bonus
+25.0%
Total discount before cap
44.0%
Discount cap
35.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-35.0% / CHF 102
Bike settlement
CHF 190
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
35
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
30
Help Score
70
Memories Score
0
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x2.5
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x0.9
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Self-describe · +0.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure · +2.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Self-describe · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Lightweight endurance road bike, nice but not the full good stuff · +2.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jänne · +3.0%
Special rules applied
Cycling Motivator Credit
+10.0% discount / +25.0% cap
You have been a vital part of Mr. Jaberg cycling journey. This is rewarded.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Gregi
What is your gender?
Self-describe
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
1
What is your official liability category?
Person who has benefited from Mr. Jaberg's patience
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Lightweight endurance road bike, nice but not the full good stuff
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Jänne
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Making terrible jokes
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
A normal friendship amount
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, major favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Some
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
Mostly honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally