CHF 315
Socially acceptable guilt
Not generous, not disgraceful. A very Swiss compromise.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 245
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 315
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 32
Guilt score total
CHF 215
Guilty sum
CHF 277
Total multiplier
x1.14
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 317
Wrong-answer surcharge
+3.0% / CHF 10
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 326
Knowledge discount earned
36.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
36.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 82
Bike settlement
CHF 245
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
160
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
100
Help Score
15
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.1
Financial Multiplier
x1.3
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Other · +0.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Analytical, sarcastic, and allergic to vague answers · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Conversations that somehow produce no information · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Other · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Aero road bike with alloy wheels and electronic shifting · +1.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Which birthday guest is statistically most likely to underpay · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Loris von Allmen
What is your gender?
Other
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
8
What is your official liability category?
Close friend, therefore clearly guilty
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Aero road bike with alloy wheels and electronic shifting
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Analytical, sarcastic, and allergic to vague answers
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Conversations that somehow produce no information
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Which birthday guest is statistically most likely to underpay
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Asking for advice and ignoring it, Making terrible jokes, None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
My lawyer advised me not to answer
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, small favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Comfortable
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly