CHF 120
Symbolic offender
This is less a gift and more a legal technicality. You remain on thin ice.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 110
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 120
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 40
Guilt score total
CHF 105
Guilty sum
CHF 175
Total multiplier
x0.81
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 142
Wrong-answer surcharge
+5.0% / CHF 7
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 149
Knowledge discount earned
37.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
37.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 37
Bike settlement
CHF 110
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
60
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
5
Help Score
15
Memories Score
0
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x0.9
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science · +1.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
Special rules applied
No special rule was triggered. You are ordinary in the eyes of the tribunal.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Basil Emanuel Meier
What is your gender?
Male
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
10
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Pretending to be innocent
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
No, only unavoidable stress
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, small favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Some
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
Mostly honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly