CHF 405
Socially acceptable guilt
Enduring you is a burden - settle your debts.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 215
Consumption penalty
CHF 30
Special penalties
CHF 100
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 405
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 2
Guilt score total
CHF 205
Guilty sum
CHF 237
Total multiplier
x1.2
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 284
Wrong-answer surcharge
+0.0% / CHF 0
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 284
Knowledge discount earned
52.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
52.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 71
Bike settlement
CHF 215
Score categories
Annoyance Score
100
Friend Crime Score
100
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
100
Help Score
0
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x2.5
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Woman · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Woman · +0.0%
Special rules applied
Céline surcharge
+CHF 100
To endure you has a high cost.
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Céline
What is your gender?
Woman
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
0.5
What is your official liability category?
Person who has benefited from Mr. Jaberg's patience
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Meaningless small talk
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
20+ times, this is a settlement (yes, Cédric and Céline, this option is for you)
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
My lawyer advised me not to answer
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
No
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume a lot