CHF 780
Documented liability
You have proven to be an amazing flatmate. Payment was eased.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 790
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 30
Total settlement
CHF 780
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 32
Guilt score total
CHF 135
Guilty sum
CHF 197
Total multiplier
x6.0
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 1182
Wrong-answer surcharge
+3.0% / CHF 35
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 1217
Knowledge discount earned
41.0%
Special discount bonus
+3.0%
Special cap bonus
+15.0%
Total discount before cap
44.0%
Discount cap
35.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-35.0% / CHF 426
Bike settlement
CHF 790
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
40
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
30
Help Score
150
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.5
Financial Multiplier
x2.0
Honesty Multiplier
x2.0
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
Practical help that reduces admin instead of creating it · +4.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Male · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Forensic Data Analytics · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Forced group icebreakers with no escape route · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Amazing Flat Mate Credit
-CHF 30
You have proven to be an amazing flatmate. Payment was eased.
Amazing Flat Mate Credit
+3.0% discount / +15.0% cap
You have proven to be an amazing flatmate. Payment was eased.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Florian Michael Bitterli
What is your gender?
Male
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
8
What is your official liability category?
Long-term witness to Mr. Jaberg's decline
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Forensic Data Analytics
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Forced group icebreakers with no escape route
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
Practical help that reduces admin instead of creating it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Not replying
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
A normal friendship amount
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
My current life stability is partly Mr. Jaberg-funded emotionally
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Works in finance, consulting, tech, law, or has said 'passive income' unironically
How honest were your answers?
I treated this like a tax optimization exercise
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally