CHF 1865
Founding sponsor of the bike
At this level, the bike may carry your emotional debt more efficiently than you ever did.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 1775
Consumption penalty
CHF 30
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 60
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 1865
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 12
Guilt score total
CHF 620
Guilty sum
CHF 662
Total multiplier
x3.5
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 2317
Wrong-answer surcharge
+2.0% / CHF 46
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 2363
Knowledge discount earned
34.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
34.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 591
Bike settlement
CHF 1775
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
260
Responsibility Score
100
Stress Score
100
Help Score
150
Memories Score
0
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x2.5
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x1.4
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Something computer-related, but I am not willing to be precise · +1.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it · +1.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking · +4.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Why vague strategy without execution is decorative fiction · +2.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure · +3.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl · +4.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Forced group icebreakers with no escape route · +1.0%
Special rules applied
Fraud detection penalty
+CHF 60
The option was included for detection purposes. You failed.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Bella Bella
What is your gender?
Female
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
3
What is your official liability category?
Person who has benefited from Mr. Jaberg's patience
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Something computer-related, but I am not willing to be precise
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Forced group icebreakers with no escape route
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A good bottle and an even better reason for bringing it
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Why vague strategy without execution is decorative fiction
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, data infrastructure, and AI infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
Refractyl
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Making terrible jokes, Bad music choices, Meaningless small talk, Pretending to be innocent, None, I am perfect
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
I assumed that was his assigned role
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
My lawyer advised me not to answer
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
My current life stability is partly Mr. Jaberg-funded emotionally
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Some
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
I lied for financial reasons
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume a lot