CHF 570
Documented liability
Your history has been acknowledged. Forgiveness is possible, but not guaranteed.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 560
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 570
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 0
Guilt score total
CHF 150
Guilty sum
CHF 180
Total multiplier
x4.0
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 720
Wrong-answer surcharge
+4.0% / CHF 29
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 749
Knowledge discount earned
40.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
40.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 187
Bike settlement
CHF 560
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
80
Responsibility Score
20
Stress Score
15
Help Score
15
Memories Score
0
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x5.0
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Woman · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening · +2.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Woman · +0.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Which birthday guest is statistically most likely to underpay · +1.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
Special rules applied
No special rule was triggered. You are ordinary in the eyes of the tribunal.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Rachelle
What is your gender?
Woman
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
0
What is your official liability category?
Business Acquaintance
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
People asking what he does and then not listening
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Which birthday guest is statistically most likely to underpay
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Making terrible jokes, Meaningless small talk
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Sometimes
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, small favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Some
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly