CHF 2045
Founding sponsor of the bike
I invested in you, now you invest in me.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 2000
Consumption penalty
CHF 10
Special penalties
CHF 35
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 2045
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 4
Guilt score total
CHF 380
Guilty sum
CHF 414
Total multiplier
x7.8
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 3229
Wrong-answer surcharge
+5.0% / CHF 161
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 3391
Knowledge discount earned
37.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
37.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 848
Bike settlement
CHF 2000
Score categories
Annoyance Score
20
Friend Crime Score
150
Responsibility Score
45
Stress Score
15
Help Score
150
Memories Score
0
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x5.0
Financial Multiplier
x1.3
Honesty Multiplier
x1.2
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Other · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation · +2.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure · +2.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Other · +0.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A grand emotional speech that makes everyone uncomfortable · +2.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
Special rules applied
Emotional Burden Surcharge
+CHF 35
For all the result-less catch-ups.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Tanja Burri
What is your gender?
Other
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
1
What is your official liability category?
Business Acquaintance
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Very funny and brutally honest
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Performative networking disguised as conversation
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A grand emotional speech that makes everyone uncomfortable
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Schäppe
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
3-5 times, amateur numbers
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Being late, Not replying, Making Mr. Jaberg organize everything, Making terrible jokes, Meaningless small talk
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Often
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
Once or twice
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
My current life stability is partly Mr. Jaberg-funded emotionally
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Some
What is your current financial situation?
Comfortable
How honest were your answers?
I minimized my crimes
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume lightly