CHF 295
Socially acceptable guilt
Not generous, not disgraceful. A very Swiss compromise.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 275
Consumption penalty
CHF 20
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 295
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 0
Guilt score total
CHF 125
Guilty sum
CHF 155
Total multiplier
x2.25
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 349
Wrong-answer surcharge
+6.0% / CHF 21
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 370
Knowledge discount earned
41.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
41.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 92
Bike settlement
CHF 275
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
60
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
100
Help Score
0
Memories Score
-50
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x2.5
Financial Multiplier
x1.0
Honesty Multiplier
x0.9
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims · +6.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science · +4.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting · +5.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense · +3.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund · +5.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously · +5.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful · +4.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies · +5.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Female · +0.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Forced group icebreakers with no escape route · +1.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Mausi · +2.0%
Special rules applied
No special rule was triggered. You are ordinary in the eyes of the tribunal.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Jessica Keller
What is your gender?
Female
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
0
What is your official liability category?
Person who has benefited from Mr. Jaberg's patience
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with electronic shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Computer Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
eDiscovery Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Dry humour with a dangerously low tolerance for nonsense
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Forced group icebreakers with no escape route
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A thoughtful contribution to the road bike fund
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Arrive on time, consume irresponsibly, contribute generously
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Technology, investments, and whether something is actually useful
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Defense, aerospace, AI, alternative assets, and strategic taxonomies
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
BirthdayBikePortal
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
Mausi
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Pretending to be innocent
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
My lawyer advised me not to answer
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
No
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
A decent amount
What is your current financial situation?
Stable enough to be here
How honest were your answers?
Mostly honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume normally