CHF 170
Symbolic offender
This is less a gift and more a legal technicality. You remain on thin ice.
Transparent damage breakdown
Bike settlement after discount
CHF 140
Consumption penalty
CHF 30
Special penalties
CHF 0
Fraud / anti-cheat penalties
CHF 0
Special credits
-CHF 0
Total settlement
CHF 170
How this happened
Base birthday tax
CHF 30
Years-known liability
CHF 60
Guilt score total
CHF 200
Guilty sum
CHF 290
Total multiplier
x0.62
Multiplier-adjusted guilt
CHF 181
Wrong-answer surcharge
+4.0% / CHF 7
Pre-discount guilt
CHF 188
Knowledge discount earned
28.0%
Special discount bonus
+0.0%
Special cap bonus
+0.0%
Total discount before cap
28.0%
Discount cap
25.0%
Knowledge discount applied
-25.0% / CHF 47
Bike settlement
CHF 140
Score categories
Annoyance Score
10
Friend Crime Score
210
Responsibility Score
5
Stress Score
5
Help Score
70
Memories Score
-100
Multiplier categories
Liability Multiplier
x1.3
Financial Multiplier
x0.6
Honesty Multiplier
x0.8
Knowledge discounts earned
What is your gender?
Cis male · +0.0%
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims · +2.0%
How is his name spelled?
Jannik · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort · +4.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler · +2.0%
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking · +4.0%
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Whether a system is elegant or just over-engineered nonsense · +3.0%
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure · +2.0%
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism · +3.0%
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB · +4.0%
Wrong-answer surcharges
What is your gender?
Cis male · +0.0%
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science · +1.0%
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting · +1.0%
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Awkward silence that could have been avoided with substance · +2.0%
Special rules applied
No special rule was triggered. You are ordinary in the eyes of the tribunal.
Your confession record
What is your name?
Joshua Kämpf
What is your gender?
Cis male
How many years have you known Mr. Jaberg?
15
What is your official liability category?
Friend with unresolved emotional debts
What kind of bike is Mr. Jaberg collecting money for?
Carbon road bike with mechanical shifting and carbon rims
How is his name spelled?
Jannik
What did Mr. Jaberg study?
Master's in Data Science
What does Mr. Jaberg work in?
Digital Forensics Consulting
What is Mr. Jaberg's most obvious personality trait?
Direct, funny, and occasionally too accurate for comfort
What is Mr. Jaberg's strongest social-event pet peeve?
Awkward silence that could have been avoided with substance
What is Mr. Jaberg most likely to appreciate?
A well-timed honest conversation without empty filler
How should one behave at Mr. Jaberg's birthday?
Bring good energy, avoid admin, and do not outsource thinking
Which topic is Mr. Jaberg most likely to have a strong opinion about?
Whether a system is elegant or just over-engineered nonsense
Which investment theme sounds most like Mr. Jaberg?
Large-cap tech, AI platforms, and boringly useful infrastructure
What kind of project name sounds most like something Mr. Jaberg would create?
AlphaPrism
True friend or just acquaintance? What is mr. Jaberg's nickname?
JB
How many times have you annoyed Mr. Jaberg in the past year?
1-2 times, allegedly
Which crimes have you committed against Mr. Jaberg? Select all that apply. The system already assumes you are underreporting.
Not replying, Making Mr. Jaberg organize everything, Asking for advice and ignoring it, Making terrible jokes, Bad music choices, Pretending to be innocent
How often did Mr. Jaberg have to be the responsible one?
Rarely
Have you ever caused Mr. Jaberg avoidable stress?
No, only unavoidable stress
Has Mr. Jaberg ever helped you with something important?
Yes, major favor
How many good memories compensate for your behavior?
Many, I have evidence
What is your current financial situation?
Student / broke / financially tragic
How honest were your answers?
Brutally honest
How much will you consume at the birthday?
I consume a lot